Monday, December 27, 2010

Pillows with Zippers

Here comes another rant. If there is anything I can't stand, it's pillows with zippers. Seriously, how is this necessary? Don't the people that are making these things realize that pillow fights are one of America's greatest past times? I know a couple people personally that were seriously injured as children due to unfortunate accidents involving pillow fights and zippers.

Zippers belong on my fancy jeans (when I'm not rocking the button-fly), not on pillows. Pillows are supposed to be like the safest and most comfortable things in the world. They should never ever be dangerous.

So, basicaly I think it's time to start an anti-pillow-zipper movement. Who's with me? If you or someone you know has been injured by a lousy zipper in the heat of a pillow fight, please join me in this fight. Together we can make the world a better and brighter place for our children (and those of us that plan to continue to engage in pillow fights well into our autumn years).

I feel better now. Thanks for indulging me.